George is an english man of course .......
all ways propah


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Cricket...

Football(soccer) vs Cricket

i am a weirdo in my cuntry (India)
i love football

dont blame me
i am from Goa ruled by the portuguese for helluva long time
unlike my fellow indians who learnt Cricket

the Britishers play football too
but the guys dat came to India
were misfits who cudnt run for 90 minutes

so they played Cricket

one guy takes the bat
he neednt run
he can choose a runner
one of the native indians who run for him

the rest of the guys who are fielding spread out on the field

all the guys wear long flannel trousers neatly ironed

it stays ironed
coz the 11 guys on the field barely get to touch the ball

out of 12 balls bowled one may come his way
he runs wid his cap on and holding his cap

he manages to catch the ball after much fumbling
and chucks the ball back to the bowler

he then relaxes for the next 12 balls (half an hour) trying to get his breath back

b4 he catches the next ball
there is a tea break

the match goes on for 5 days

OH HOW I HATE MAD DOGS AND ENGLISH MEN !