Football(soccer) vs Cricket
i am a weirdo in my cuntry (India)
i love football
dont blame me
i am from Goa ruled by the portuguese for helluva long time
unlike my fellow indians who learnt Cricket
the Britishers play football too
but the guys dat came to India
were misfits who cudnt run for 90 minutes
so they played Cricket
one guy takes the bat
he neednt run
he can choose a runner
one of the native indians who run for him
the rest of the guys who are fielding spread out on the field
all the guys wear long flannel trousers neatly ironed
it stays ironed
coz the 11 guys on the field barely get to touch the ball
out of 12 balls bowled one may come his way
he runs wid his cap on and holding his cap
he manages to catch the ball after much fumbling
and chucks the ball back to the bowler
he then relaxes for the next 12 balls (half an hour) trying to get his breath back
b4 he catches the next ball
there is a tea break
the match goes on for 5 days
OH HOW I HATE MAD DOGS AND ENGLISH MEN !
7 comments:
yep...true...
cricket is a game played by lazy asses..
no wonder its so popular in india..
u see indians mind-set is so lackadaisical
anonymous_lover_of_saby
Cricket is actually a great sport -but as anonymous says if Cricket is played by lazy asses so is every other sport... :)
Keshi.
btw Saby what's with these many many many many blogs? U on depression drugs? I'm serious...
Keshi.
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